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I hate people…

It appalls me how rude people are. I work at Tim Hortons during the summer to make some extra cash for University, and it just so happens that one day our debit machine goes down through drive thru. So many people are pissed, saying we should put a sign up, yelling at us like it’s our fault.

UM HELLO? There’s a big white sign right when you enter our drive thru saying our debit machine doesn’t work and you’re surprised when we tell you oh sorry cash only?

First, not my fault, so don’t yell at me like I’m an insolent child. I’m in University working to make some extra cash.

Second, you’re the child for screaming at me or squealing your tires for not getting your coffee through the drive thru.

Third —

 


rantrantrant

I hate stupid people who think they’re tough shit. 

Some highschooler today riding round in his jeep with his friends flipped me and my boyfriend off as we were walking my dog.

All because his girlfriend used to have a crush on my guy, and I guess he was threatened by that, since he kept texting him telling my guy to watch his back. He’s been with me for almost 4 years, and he told your girlfriend no thanks. That situation also was more than a year ago. 

Keep your testosterone in check.

You’re super cool. 


-everysecond:

i literally do everything i can to make people feel better about themselves and nobody appreciates it, or me. i don’t have to compliment you, i don’t have to tell you what i like about you, i don’t have to be as nice as i am to everybody, but i am because i treat people how i’d want to be treated, but i get treated like shit, funny how life works. 



You can do it

You can do it



People need to chill the fuck out



I know mine did

I know mine did



Bitch rant 12-You’re an idiot.

If you think being so drunk that you’re incoherent, being kicked out of a bar at 11:30pm before the new years eve countdown, puking all over yourself, and spending 80% of the night hugging the toilet with your hands in your own puke, was your idea of the best new years ever? You’re seriously deranged. We had to leave and take care of you slobbering drunk ass and make sure you didn’t have alcohol poisoning all because you chugged a 26 of whisky in the matter of two minutes. (Not even joking tumblrs). The fact that you’re proud of it and say that you’ll drink if you want because you love it, when people are only telling you to be aware because you could have killed yourself. Also the fact that some of your friends glorify you and call you a legend is beyond my comprehension. You’re a mess. You’re going to flunk out of school, oh did I also mention you got fired from your job because it was your responsibility to bake and open the store at 4am. You were fully aware of that. The fact that you don’t give a shit about how stupid and serious this issue really is, says that you’re practically an alcoholic. Take responsibility of your actions, and I hope to god that you’ll realize how stupid you actually are before you die from alcohol poisoning. Fucking idiot.



Bitch rant 8-
Some girl swooned over my boyfriend telling him how he looked exactly like Penn Badgley.
1. He doesn’t look like the Badge! Well… maybe a little in this picture, but ONLY A LITTLE
2. I know it’s you, so you can stop commenting on my boyfriend’s pictures telling him that he’s so handsome. You know he’s with me.
3. Quit openly flirting with him in front of my face and completely ignoring my presence. I’m standing right there. So disrespectful. 
4. GET YOUR OWN MAN
5. If you try your shit again, I’m going to go Blair Waldorf on your ass, okay darling? :)

Bitch rant 8-

Some girl swooned over my boyfriend telling him how he looked exactly like Penn Badgley.

1. He doesn’t look like the Badge! Well… maybe a little in this picture, but ONLY A LITTLE

2. I know it’s you, so you can stop commenting on my boyfriend’s pictures telling him that he’s so handsome. You know he’s with me.

3. Quit openly flirting with him in front of my face and completely ignoring my presence. I’m standing right there. So disrespectful. 

4. GET YOUR OWN MAN

5. If you try your shit again, I’m going to go Blair Waldorf on your ass, okay darling? :)





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